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Инструкции не прилагаются (Фильм 2013)

Инструкции не прилагаются (Фильм 2013)

Трогательная, добрая и человечная трагикомедия о том, как безответственный плэйбой меняется под влиянием своей маленькой дочери. Легко быть авантюристом по жизни, когда несешь ответственность только за себя, но когда к этому прибавляется маленькое беззащитное существо, даже у самых черствых людей просыпается родительский инстинкт. И если женщины чувствуют его почти сразу, то мужчинам требуется несколько лет, прежде чем осознать себя отцом.
Валентин – типичный ловелас из Акапулько, который плывет по жизни, перебиваясь случайными заработками и случайными связями. Но вот одна из них заходит слишком далеко, и герой оказывается на руках со своей новорожденной дочерью, о существовании которой не имел ни малейшего понятия. От Мехико до Лос-Анджелеса Валентин ищет мать девочки, но по закону подлости она появится именно в тот момент, когда герой после шести лет воспитания искренне и очень сильно привяжется к своей малышке…
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Инструкции не прилагаются

Original title: No se aceptan devoluciones

  • 2013
  • 12+
  • 1h 55m

Eugenio Derbez and Loreto Peralta in Инструкции не прилагаются (2013)

 Valentin is Acapulco's resident playboy, until a former fling leaves a baby on his doorstep and takes off without a trace. Leaving Mexico for Los Angeles to find the baby's mother, Valentin ends up finding a new home for himself and his newfound daughter, Maggie. An unlikely father figure, Valentin raises Maggie for six years, while also establishing himself as one of Hollywood's top stuntmen to pay the bills, with Maggie acting as his on-set coach. As Valentin raises Maggie, she forces him to grow up too. But their unique and offbeat family is threatened when Maggie's birth mom shows up out of the blue, and Valentin realizes he's in danger of losing his daughter - and his best friend.

A man who has made a new life for himself and the daughter left on his doorstep 6 years ago finds his family threatened when the birth mother resurfaces.A man who has made a new life for himself and the daughter left on his doorstep 6 years ago finds his family threatened when the birth mother resurfaces.A man who has made a new life for himself and the daughter left on his doorstep 6 years ago finds his family threatened when the birth mother resurfaces.

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    On how to confront life, how to enjoy life and how to deal with lost but all these through a roller-coaster of laughs, tears and other feelings in between.

    After watching «Instructions not included» I can say it is a very good movie. It’s not the classic Hollywood comedy. Yes, you will have to read the subtitles sometimes and certainly it is not the classical familiar comedy. Nevertheless it is a very good movie. Forget «Fish out of water father» films, that part is only a fraction in this one nor is the Kramer vs Kramer type although has its part. The film tackles on how to confront life, how to enjoy life and how to deal with lost but all these through a roller-coaster of laughs, tears and other feelings in between. If you are bilingual (English & Spanish speaker), this is a must. This film will be remembered for years to come as the one that broke the inertia of Mexican cinema and probably will sign a new kind of films to come. Go watch it.

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    • Sep 29, 2013

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    Instructions Not Included
    A confused looking man. A small girl dressed in the same colors hugging him.

     Valentin is Acapulco's resident playboy, until a former fling leaves a baby on his doorstep and takes off without a trace. Leaving Mexico for Los Angeles to find the baby's mother, Valentin ends up finding a new home for himself and his newfound daughter, Maggie. An unlikely father figure, Valentin raises Maggie for six years, while also establishing himself as one of Hollywood's top stuntmen to pay the bills, with Maggie acting as his on-set coach. As Valentin raises Maggie, she forces him to grow up too. But their unique and offbeat family is threatened when Maggie's birth mom shows up out of the blue, and Valentin realizes he's in danger of losing his daughter - and his best friend.

    A man who has made a new life for himself and the daughter left on his doorstep 6 years ago finds his family threatened when the birth mother resurfaces.A man who has made a new life for himself and the daughter left on his doorstep 6 years ago finds his family threatened when the birth mother resurfaces.A man who has made a new life for himself and the daughter left on his doorstep 6 years ago finds his family threatened when the birth mother resurfaces.

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    On how to confront life, how to enjoy life and how to deal with lost but all these through a roller-coaster of laughs, tears and other feelings in between.

    After watching «Instructions not included» I can say it is a very good movie. It’s not the classic Hollywood comedy. Yes, you will have to read the subtitles sometimes and certainly it is not the classical familiar comedy. Nevertheless it is a very good movie. Forget «Fish out of water father» films, that part is only a fraction in this one nor is the Kramer vs Kramer type although has its part. The film tackles on how to confront life, how to enjoy life and how to deal with lost but all these through a roller-coaster of laughs, tears and other feelings in between. If you are bilingual (English & Spanish speaker), this is a must. This film will be remembered for years to come as the one that broke the inertia of Mexican cinema and probably will sign a new kind of films to come. Go watch it.

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    Instructions Not Included
    A confused looking man. A small girl dressed in the same colors hugging him.

    U.S. theatrical release poster

    Directed by Eugenio Derbez
    Written by
    • Guillermo Ríos
    • Leticia López Margalli
    • Eugenio Derbez
    Produced by Mónica Lozano
    Starring
    • Eugenio Derbez
    • Jessica Lindsey
    • Loreto Peralta
    • Daniel Raymont
    • Alessandra Rosaldo
    • Hugo Stiglitz
    • Arcelia Ramírez
    Cinematography
    • Martín Boege
    • Andrés León Becker
    Edited by
    • Carlos Bolado
    • Santiago Pérez Rocha León
    Music by Carlo Siliotto

    Production
    companies

    • Alebrije Cine y Video
    • Fulano, Mengano y Asociados
    Distributed by Pantelion Films

    Release dates

    • August 30, 2013 (United States)
    • September 20, 2013 (Mexico)

    Running time

    122 minutes
    Country Mexico
    Languages
    • Spanish
    • English

    [1]

    Budget $5 million[2]
    Box office $100.5 million[2]

    Instructions Not Included (Spanish title: No se aceptan devoluciones, literally Returns not accepted) is a 2013 Mexican comedy-drama film co-written, directed by, and starring Eugenio Derbez. The plot follows a Mexican playboy who is suddenly saddled with a love child at his doorstep, and sets off to Los Angeles to find the mother. Released in the United States on August 30, 2013, the film received mixed reviews and grossed $100 million worldwide.

    Plot[edit]

    Valentín Bravo had always been a rather fearful child, afraid of everything from heights to spiders. His father, Juan «Johnny» Bravo, raised him trying to make him fearless by making a tarantula walk on Valentin and throwing him off a high oceanside cliff known as La Quebrada. When his father locked Valentín in a crypt at a cemetery, Valentín began to resent his father and ran away after stating that he no longer loves him. Valentín grows up to be Acapulco’s local playboy and sleeps with every tourist that crosses his path. One day a former fling named Julie shows up at his doorstep with a baby girl, claiming that she is his daughter. Julie leaves the baby with Valentín after asking him for cab fare, but she doesn’t come back. After receiving a phone call from Julie in which she says she is not prepared to raise a child, Valentín races to the airport to try to return the baby to Julie but fails to catch up to her before she boards her flight to Los Angeles.

    Valentín leaves Acapulco with the baby, Maggie, and hitchhikes across Mexico toward Tijuana. After being turned back at the US border, he crosses by being smuggled in a hidden compartment in a transport truck along with numerous other Mexicans. Going only by a single photo of Julie in which a Los Angeles hotel is visible in the background, Valentín visits the hotel to track down Julie. However, when Maggie wanders to a nearby pool, Valentín ends up jumping out of a hotel presidential suite into the pool 10 stories below, rescuing his daughter. A movie director witnesses this event and hires Valentín as a stuntman — a job which Valentín accepts since he believes it is the only way he can support Maggie.

    An unlikely father figure, Valentín raises Maggie for six years, giving her a happy, fun, and carefree home. Meanwhile, he also establishes himself as one of Hollywood’s top stuntmen to pay the bills, with Maggie acting as his on-set coach and translator as Valentín still doesn’t know any English. As Valentín raises Maggie, she forces him to grow up too in his large fears, though he does it only for her own fun. Meanwhile, during a visit to the doctor in which he receives an injection, the doctor confides in Valentín — with Maggie out of earshot — that the treatments aren’t working. To hide from Maggie the fact that her mother abandoned her, Valentín writes weekly letters to Maggie from her, detailing various adventures and feats around the world to explain her absence. But Maggie wishes to meet her mother, so Valentín goes to his director, and looks for an actress to play «Julie». Before the casting is complete, Valentín gets a call from Julie saying that she is in Los Angeles and wants to meet.

    Julie, now in a relationship with a woman, tries to be a part of Maggie’s life again, along with her partner Renee who she lives with in New York City, but after a tearful departure at the airport Julie realizes she doesn’t want to just see Maggie during visits and holidays. She files for custody and cites Valentín’s dangerous job and lack of English skills as reasons that he is unfit to raise Maggie. Valentín’s sincerity and the story of his daring ten-story jump convince the judge that he has Maggie’s best interest at heart, and he awards custody to Valentin as he is the only parent she has really known. Not backing down, Julie asks for a DNA test which proves Valentín isn’t the father after all. Valentín ends up losing legal custody of Maggie, but they sneak away and decide to go back to Acapulco where he reunites with his friends, although he discovers that his father died a few years ago.

    Julie and Renee threaten Valentín’s director to bully him into revealing Valentín’s location, who repeatedly claims he doesn’t know where the father and daughter are. Eventually he relents and states that Valentín has woken up every day not knowing if it would be the last day he would see his daughter, but the details are not revealed on-screen. Julie finds Valentín and Maggie on the beach and has surprisingly dropped her attempts to gain custody. Instead, the three enjoy time together as a family in Acapulco while in a voice-over Valentín narrates how doctors can sometimes discover a heart defect for which there is no cure and which could kill the patient any time. As Valentín and Julie sit on the beach with Maggie falling asleep in Valentín’s lap, Maggie peacefully passes away, which reveals that she, not Valentín, was the one with the heart defect.

    One year later, Valentín is seen walking down the beach, with a dog but without Julie. Valentin now understands his father’s motives in wanting to give him the courage to face his fears by preparing him to meet them, and expresses gratitude to Maggie for teaching him to face life without being ready. The film ends with a vision of Maggie playing in heaven with her grandfather, while Valentin concludes that even in their absence, his father and daughter continue to teach him how to face life.

    Cast[edit]

    • Eugenio Derbez as Valentín Bravo
    • Jessica Lindsey as Julie Weston
    • Loreto Peralta as Maggie Bravo
    • Daniel Raymont as Frank Ryan
    • Alessandra Rosaldo as Renée
    • Hugo Stiglitz as Johnny Bravo
    • Sammy Pérez as Sammy
    • Arcelia Ramírez as Judeisy
    • Agustín Bernal as Lupe
    • Rosa Gloria Chagoyán as Lola
    • Karla Souza as Jackie
    • Margarita Wynne as Sofía
    • Arap Bethke as Valentín’s Lawyer
    • Alejandra Bogue as Travesti
    • Danny Lopez as Johnny Depp/Aztec man
    • Rodrigo Massa as FBI Agent
    • Roger Cudney as Julie’s lawyer

    Reception[edit]

    Box office[edit]

    Instructions Not Included grossed $7.8 million from 347 theaters in its opening weekend in the United States,[3] making it the fifth highest-grossing film of the 2013 Labor Day weekend.[4] The film «shattered box office records» and became the «highest-grossing Spanish-language film to open in North America,» and by the second weekend the number of theaters showing the film doubled. By the end of its run, it grossed $44.5 million in North America, making it the highest-grossing Spanish-language film and the fourth highest-grossing foreign film all time in United States, along with grossing a total of $100.5 million worldwide.[2]

    In Mexico, the film has a record-breaking $11.52 million from 2,755 screens on its opening weekend, making it the highest-grossing opening for a Mexican film of all time, doubling the record set by El Crimen del Padre Amaro of $5.5 million. In the second week it got around $9.4 million to retrieve the first place, accumulating around $27 million and making itself the highest-grossing Mexican film of all time by breaking the records of 2013 film Nosotros los Nobles of $26.3 million.[citation needed]

    At the end of 2013, Instructions Not Included ended with a sum of $46.1 million, consolidating as the third highest-grossing movie of the year in Mexico, just below Despicable Me 2 and Iron Man 3.[5]

    Critical response[edit]

    On review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, the film holds an approval rating of 57% based on 21 reviews, and an average rating of 6/10.[6] On Metacritic, the film has a weighted average score of 55 out of 100, based on 5 critics, indicating «mixed or average reviews».[7] Audiences polled by CinemaScore that gave the film a rare «A+» grade.[3][8]

    Joe Leydon of Variety described Instructions Not Included as «sporadically amusing but unduly protracted.» He also wrote: «Derbez and Peralta develop a sweetly effective chemistry in their scenes together … Unfortunately, the supporting players are all too often encouraged to overplay, with decidedly mixed results.»[1]

    Accolades[edit]

    Year Award Category Recipients Result Ref.
    2013 People’s Choice Awards Favorite Comedic Movie Nominated
    2014 Young Artist Award Best Leading Young Actress in a Feature Film Loreto Peralta Won [9]
    Best Supporting Young Actress in a Feature Film Laura Krystine Nominated

    Remakes[edit]

    In 2016, a French remake of the film titled Two Is a Family (Demain Tout Commence) was released.[10] The film was directed by Hugo Gélin and stars Omar Sy in the role originally played by Derbez.
    A Brazilian remake directed by André Moraes, titled No Returns Accepted (Não Se Aceitam Devoluções), was released on May 31, 2018. The movie stars Leandro Hassum as the lead character.

    References[edit]

    1. ^ a b Leydon, Joe (31 August 2013). «Film Review: ‘Instructions Not Included’«. Variety. Retrieved 5 September 2013.
    2. ^ a b c «Instructions Not Included (2013)». The Numbers. Retrieved 4 May 2018.
    3. ^ a b Smith, Grady (4 September 2013). «How Spanish-language comedy ‘Instructions Not Included’ became a box office sensation». Entertainment Weekly. positive word-of-mouth will continue to drive business for weeks to come
    4. ^ Smith, Grady. «Box office update: ‘The Butler’ passes ‘One Direction’ for No. 1 spot on Labor Day; ‘Getaway’ crashes». Entertainment Weekly. Retrieved 5 September 2013.
    5. ^ «2013 Mexico Yearly Box Office Results».
    6. ^ «Instructions Not Included (2013)». Rotten Tomatoes. Fandango Media. Retrieved 4 May 2018.
    7. ^ «Instructions Not Included Reviews». Metacritic. CBS Interactive. Retrieved 4 May 2018.
    8. ^ Geier, Thom (12 January 2020). «53 Movies With A+ CinemaScore Since 2000, From ‘Remember the Titans’ to ‘Just Mercy’ (Photos)». TheWrap. Archived from the original on 24 June 2021. Retrieved 2 January 2022.
    9. ^ «35th Annual Young Artist Awards». Young Artist Awards. Archived from the original on 19 November 2013. Retrieved 14 April 2014.
    10. ^ «‘Two Is a Family’ (‘Demain tout commence’): Film Review». The Hollywood Reporter. 29 December 2016. Retrieved 13 February 2019.

    External links[edit]

    • Official website (in Spanish)
    • Instructions Not Included at IMDb

    Привыкший к бесшабашной жизни одним днем молодой повеса Валентин внезапно оказывается в непростом положении: одна из его бывших подружек, американка Джулия оставляет парня с годовалым ребенком на руках и сбегает. Вместе с малюткой Мэгги Валентин отправляется на поиски беглянки из Акапулько в Лос-Анджелес, но, не найдя там Джулии, остается в Штатах воспитывать ребенка, к которому за время поездки успел прикипеть. За последующие шесть лет Валентин превратился в лучшего отца на свете, но внезапное возвращение мамаши ставит под угрозу маленькую семью – Джулия намерена отнять Мэгги и не стесняется в методах.

    Кадр из фильма «Инструкции не прилагаются»

    Картина не только стала рекордсменом в местном мексиканском прокате, но и собрала наибольшее количество денег в мировой кассе, превратив 5 миллионов долларов бюджета в 100 миллионов сборов

    Мексиканское кино находится в странном положении. С одной стороны, соседство с США и Голливудом делает эту страну привлекательным рынком поиска новых лиц и проката фильмов. С другой – разница в языках позволяет Мексике делать собственное независимое кино. До недавнего времени латиноамериканцы не претендовали на что-то большее, чем скромный местный прокат и локальные успехи, но драмеди «Инструкции не прилагаются» смог проломить барьер непонимания и с успехом выступить не только в Мексике, но и в кинотеатрах северного Большого Брата. Чем же «Инструкции» так привлекли зрителя?

    Кадр из фильма «Инструкции не прилагаются»

    Незадолго до премьеры фильма на Акапулько, в котором проходит часть сюжета фильма, обрушился разрушительный ураган. Создатели картины передали пострадавшим часть прибыли от проката ленты в премьерный уик-энд

    Для своего массированного удара по мировой аудитории создатели фильма использовали практически весь доступный арсенал. В главной роли выступает популярнейший в Латинской Америке комик Эухенио Дербес, он же рискнул впервые взять на себя обязанности постановщика, переплетением испанского и английского языков, а также выбором в качестве места действия Лос-Анджелеса и Акапулько привлечена превалирующая сейчас на Западном побережье Америки этническая группа, сочетание драмы и комедии, наконец, бессовестное манипулирование детскими слезами – слагаемые простые и доступные. Такое не может не сработать. И это сработало, зритель понес деньги в кинотеатры, глядя на кислотно-яркий постер и купившись на очевидные референсы.

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    Да, от сравнения «Инструкциям» никуда не деться, сходство с классической драмой «Крамер против Крамера» более чем очевидно, но фокус в том, что фильм не особенно спешит рассказать о судебной тяжбе и сопутствующих проблемах. Сначала же создатели играют в комедию, и играют успешно (шутки об англоговорящем ребенке, неточном двойном переводе и кастинге «Гравитации» действительно хороши). Дербес использует в первых двух третях картины весь свой комический потенциал, пожалуй, лишь попытка из 51-летнего актера сделать 20-летнего плейбоя провалилась, а в остальном актер очень убедителен и даже трогателен. Прекрасный тандем сложился у Дербеса с юной Лорето Перальта, химия очевидна, хоть оба и переигрывают время от времени. И все было бы хорошо, играйся «Инструкции» в сэндлеровского «Большого папу» (Сэндлеру, кстати, создатели передают в фильме забавный привет), но в последней трети картина делает резкий крен в драму и едва не выплескивает ребенка вместе с водой. Из непритязательной, но симпатичной комедии вдруг выбираются самые бессовестные способы слезовыжимания, в ход идет все: неизлечимые болезни, умерший дедушка, тест на отцовство, расставание отца и дочери и внезапный побег. Кажется, еще чуть-чуть, и в кадре убьют щеночка, лишь бы зритель залился слезами. К счастью, делать этого не приходится – трагедии хватит всем и без этого, даже самым циничным зрителям.

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    Картине повезло с кастом. Пусть в ролях и отметились актеры не слишком известные даже в Северной Америке, не говоря уж про остальной мир, но в ансамбль они сложились неплохой, живой и симпатичный. Несмотря на очевидность сюжета и предсказуемость истории, «Инструкциям» есть чем удивить вас в самом финале. Ленту вполне можно было бы чуть сократить, но одна из последних сцен оборачивается флешбэком, оживляющим впечатление от просмотра. Все это сделано технически качественно и режиссерски осень точно.

    Единственное, что в таких картинах обычно не очень понятно, это то, что они несут в себе для зрителя. Мысль о том, что ребенок – это самое дорогое, что у родителя есть? Так это понятно без подсказок любому испытавшему радость отцовства и материнства. Подсказку всегда жертвовать собой ради близких? Так это не прививается фильмами. Научить быть родителями не сможет никакое кино, а остальное нам уже показывали, разве что только не на испанском.


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